- Cheese
- A real goddamn cup of coffee (nevermind, found it)
- Everything not being perpetually moist
- Having the energy to do anything at three PM
- Plumbing that can handle toilet paper
- Feeling productive
- Every beer that isn’t a pale lager
- Streets smelling like piss (as opposed to sewage)
- Drinking tap water
- Styrofoam take out containers not existing
- Jägerschnitzle
Commentor: Elaine date:2015-02-09 10:10:56
- My mommy
Commentor: Elaine date:2015-02-16 01:51:51
Wait, I specifically entered this as number 12 in the list. WTF?!