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Day Eleven: Traveling to Koh Tao

Lazy morning, followed by lots of entertaining, low key travel, capped off with a night ferry.

Day Ten: Deep Water Soloing

This, more than anything else, was the reason I came to Thailand. Forty feet up, no gear, beautiful views, and nothing but air and water below.

![Kerry getting started on a traverse](/images/P1230438.jpg” caption=”The stoke was high “ %}

Brant is an unmitigated beast
Brant is an unmitigated beast
PARTY WALLLLLLLL!!! Brant up top, Kristi looking on, and Kyle right behind her. You can't see her, but I think Becca is on the back side of the arret doing the traverse.
PARTY WALLLLLLLL!!! Brant up top, Kristi looking on, and Kyle right behind her. You can't see her, but I think Becca is on the back side of the arret doing the traverse.
Not a bad spot for lunch, all things considered
Not a bad spot for lunch, all things considered
We were warned against meditating at the top--either way you're coming down, and jumping is by far the easiest. But the view was great!
We were warned against meditating at the top--either way you're coming down, and jumping is by far the easiest. But the view was great!
See!
See!
Sunblokkkkkk
Sunblokkkkkk
Brant, Kristi, Kerry, Becca, Kyle, Matt
Brant, Kristi, Kerry, Becca, Kyle, Matt

Day Nine: Climbing

On-sighted my first lead. It was a juggy 5.8, but I’ll take it.

Day Eight: Tonsai

When we first arrived on the beach at Tonsai, we were unsure of what to make of it, but we damn near crawled back in the long tail. Tonsai is beautiful: humbling cliffs, seemingly impossible rock formations, crystal water, and gorgeous views. And all of it completely covered in trash.

We were speechless.

We had begun to grow used to the wear on the environment. Every excursion we’ve come back with our pockets filled with rappers. We’d even grown accustom to our guides in Khao Sok cutting down bamboo along the trail to make whistles, coffee pots, or even just because. But this was something different. Beer bottles, plastic bags, tires, and the smell of burning plastic permeate everything. It’s disgusting. Even along the beach with the on-shore wind, where it’s not sandy, it’s dead coral.

From what we’ve pieced together, no one lived in Tonsai before climbers came. Not like it was undiscovered, just that there was no reason to come out this way. But with the climbers came money, and with that the services it pays for: restaurants, bars, reliable internet. Very little infrastructure; trash still gets burned. The tourists ignore it or see it as a local problem (who wants to spend their vacation picking up trash?), and I’m sure locals have diverse perspectives on it.

This is not utopia's trash, but we are working to clean it!
This is not utopia's trash, but we are working to clean it!

Complicating all of this, they’ve just broke ground on a new resort, starting with a huge concrete wall wrapping around the perimeter. So the story goes, over the last few months banks have been repossessing all of the beach front property in Tonsai. Now it’s all in the hands of the Starwood Alliance (full disclosure, I’m proud to have several family members that are Sheraton employees). The climbers hate it (civilizations filling in all the cracks, man), while the locals seem ambivalent (and who can blame them for wanting higher cash flow?).

Ironically (if predictably), a major resort could be the best solution to the problem we climbers created. We’re the ones leaving Chang tallboys all over the jungle, while a resort can’t afford to let trash turn away customers. We’ll move on, push out further and develop new routes, hunting for that place where we can really experience nature, so long as it’s got wifi and beer.

Maybe I’ll come back in a few years, see how the resort has changed things. The rock sure isn’t going anywhere. But if I’m being honest, and as shocking as it is on arrival, writing this is probably the most I’m going to do about it. You can get used to overlooking the trash and holding your breath walking through the smoke. And the rock really is incredible.

Night Train to Surat Tani

Night trains are the most badass things ever. So cool.

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Day Six: Trail #7 in Khao Sok

18km hike to the falls. A little bit of swimming, a lot of sweating.

Day Five: Khao Sok National Park

4am bus from Surat Tani to Khao Sok. Canoing down the river.

Sleep. Glorious sleep.

Day Four: The Train and Floating Markets

The Train Market

This market lies along side/on top of railroad tracks. It’s shoulder to shoulder stretching for about a mile with vendors selling everything. If it’s edible, it’s here. All too mellow chime goes off just before the train come trundling through, and everyone calmly packs away their stall 30 seconds before it arrives, the train passes, then everything picks up where it left off. Weird.

Still not sure what these are. Some kind of root? Looked like curled up bugs.
Still not sure what these are. Some kind of root? Looked like curled up bugs.
Our guide didn't know the English name for these, but he pulled out his phone and google translated it to 'grinding the rabbit'. It ends up as some kind of drink
Our guide didn't know the English name for these, but he pulled out his phone and google translated it to 'grinding the rabbit'. It ends up as some kind of drink

The Floating Markets

Nothing but  chotchkies and tourists as far as the eye can see.
Nothing but  chotchkies and tourists as far as the eye can see.
Long tails are the way to get around on the water. Long boats with huge prows, an exposed engine on the back with a naked prop on the end of a long stick.
Long tails are the way to get around on the water. Long boats with huge prows, an exposed engine on the back with a naked prop on the end of a long stick.

The Floating Market sounds pretty badass, so we thought it would be cool to check out. Turns out it’s a god forsaken tourist trap, so we bailed on it in favor of coffee and people watching.

Day Three: Silom

More to come

Squarespace’s blog app was shitily architected (I had a rep explain to me that because of the architecture of their cloud, offline authoring isn’t possible. When I pointed out that humans have been writing without the internet for thousands of years, he didn’t have a good response. I am disappointed), I can only write posts when I’m online. Not say, when I’m on an eight hour train ride.

Becky, I'm as shocked as you
Becky, I'm as shocked as you
It rankles me not knowing why their fire hydrants are different.
It rankles me not knowing why their fire hydrants are different.
Rather than being made of mostly urine, the floors of Bangkok's buses are hardwood. What's up, muni.
Rather than being made of mostly urine, the floors of Bangkok's buses are hardwood. What's up, muni.
And this creepy fuck....
And this creepy fuck....

We spent the afternoon walking around Silom and the Jim Thompson house. Interesting story, not worth the time. After the House though, we hung out at the Silom mall and took stock. I wanted to do that specifically to disabuse myself of the idea that Thailand is all stalls and tuk tuks. It’s not. It’s just as modern, bright, and flashy as the west.

And this cafe wouldn’t be out of place in SF.

Organic, locally sourced and roasted cold brew. Fixies in the background. Your move, San Francisco.
Organic, locally sourced and roasted cold brew. Fixies in the background. Your move, San Francisco.
Recycled leather bound journals. Sketch books. Biodegradable how-to guides.
Recycled leather bound journals. Sketch books. Biodegradable how-to guides.
Upcycled PET bottle speaker. And Kerry.
Upcycled PET bottle speaker. And Kerry.

commentor: Cindy date: 2015-01-25 07:05:09

Ronald appears to be giving the namaste blessing with, as you noted, a creepy expression. Very mixed messages. Thanks for the posts! Sorry you can only write "live" and can’t write and then upload. How quaint and old-fashioned.